National Immigrant Classification Engine (N.I.C.E.)

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By accessing this site or purchasing any product, you agree to the following terms:

• This site is not affiliated with any government, enforcement, or surveillance entity.
• All shirts and artifacts are real products used in the context of a fictional narrative system.
• No user data is shared, reported, or sold to any third party (unless escalated through performance protocols).
• Wearing any item does not guarantee protection, exemption, or clearance.
• Returns are not accepted unless the item arrives damaged or misprinted.
• Continued use of this site constitutes consent to participate in public mythmaking, digital hallucination, and voluntary confusion.

Terms may be updated without notice. Final compliance is determined by external review.