National Immigrant Classification Engine (N.I.C.E.)

Compliance Notice

This project is a work of satire, performance, and artistic protest. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representative of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Department of Justice, or any governmental agency or contractor thereof.

Any resemblance to real governmental departments, programs, logos, or uniforms is deliberate parody or artistic reinterpretation, protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and applicable fair use doctrines. The use of dystopian governmental aesthetics, phrases, and iconography is intended to critique and challenge real-world systems of classification, displacement, and power.

All revenue generated from the sale of merchandise through this platform is directed toward vetted legal defense funds and mutual aid networks supporting immigrants, residents, and citizens facing unjust legal action, detention, or deportation. This includes—but is not limited to—immigration bond relief, court representation, and advocacy for policy reform.

No personal information collected via this site is sold, traded, or shared with any law enforcement body, federal database, or commercial third party. We do not conduct user profiling, identification, or surveillance.