National Immigrant Classification Engine (N.I.C.E.)

For individuals marked as non-disruptive.

• Material: Compliant cotton blend
• Color: Black with sterile white lettering
• Recommended Use: NGO coordination, verified protests, allied appeasement

$45.00 USD

Pre-Order Safety *Support may be revoked at any time.

This is not the immigrant you are looking for.
This is not a protest. This is not apparel. This is not an immigrant.

• Material: Stained-cotton replica weave
• Available Colors: Black / Cream / Gray
• Recommended Use: Street placement, disinformation bait, elegy-wear

$15.00 USD

Choose your variant: - Select a color - Black Cream Gray *Item may carry narrative residue. Wash at own risk. Pre-Order Distraction

Final selection is irreversible.
This shirt is not reversible either.

• Material: Bleached white cotton; blood-red letterforms
• Recommended Use: Public confrontation, future-proof classification, prophetic resistance
• Tagline interior: “STAIN ME”

$25.00 USD

Pre-Order Martyrdom *NEXT status may override previous designations.